Chomp chomp chomp
chomp
What a fun way to earn extra money.
We can outfly Super-Pac.
We got him now.
Oh-oh, Ghost Monsters.
Well, they'll never catch me.
Chomp
Looks like those boys bit off more than they could chew.
Thud
♪ Pac-Man ♪
♪ Pac-Man ♪♪
chomp chomp chomp
There, it's all done.
Oh, boy, Pac-Man upside-down cake.
My favorite.
Splat
This isn't for you, squigglepuss.
It's for Cousin Dinky.
Dinky? Oh, no!
Oh, yes. It's his birthday today.
And he's celebrating it with us.
That's him. Shh.
It's a surprise.
Surprise!
Splat
I get the feelin' this is gonna be one of those days.
Ga-goo, hello.
Dada, mama, where are you?
Hello?
- Surprise! - Surprise!
Happy birthday, Pac-Baby.
Me two years old.
Chomp
That's right, little Pac-Man.
And guess where we're goin' for your birthday.
Ooh, the circus?
Aah, you guessed it.
'Hey, cut it out!'
'Get off of there.'
Pretty please.
- Come down from there, Dinky. - No!
Pretty please with Pac-Man sauce on it.
Please, what do we have to do to make you
come down from there?
Take me to the circus.
Oh, no, not the circus.
No way.
I wanna go to the circus.
I wanna go to the circus!
Okay, okay, we'll go the circus.
We'll go the circus.
Hurry, hurry.
Step right up, get your ticket here
for the greatest show in Pac-Land.
Are you enjoying your first trip to the circus, Pac-Baby?
Ghost-balloons. Get your Ghost-balloons.
Dada, uh, me-wa-me want Ghost-balloons.
Okay. Which flavor do you want, Pac-Baby?
Inky, Pinky, Blinky, Clyde or Sue?
Pac-Baby want all of them.
Pop
That'll be five bucks, pal.
Tickets. Get your tickets here.
Uh, three, please.
I'm tired, I'm hungry
I'm thirsty, I'm cold.
Good grief, how did we wind up
gettin' stuck with this brat again?
We've only got to look after Little Dinky for the afternoon.
How much trouble can he be?
Dinky sorry. Dinky be good, little Ghost Monster.
- Shake. - Ah, okay.
Clyde is a sucker. Clyde is a sucker.
That kid ain't safe.
Dinky sorry.
Dinky make up for being bad Ghost Monster.
Ah. For me?
Yah! Ha-ha-ho-ho-ho!
Keep your shirt on, Blinky.
Duh, what are we gonna do
to keep that Little Dinky out of our hair
for the rest of the day?
Simple, we'll keep him out of our hair
by lettin' him get into somebody else's hair.
Hey, you can't go in there. No Ghost Monsters allowed.
Oh, yeah? Who's gonna stop us?
He is.
Thud
I wanna see the circus. I wanna see the circus!
The only way to shut that kid up is to get into that circus.
Yeah, and we ain't gonna let that muscle-headed freak
make clowns out of us.
Clowns? That's it.
You've solved all our problems, Inky.
I did?
Duh, we're gonna get into that Pac-Circus now.
Come on, Dinky, let's go.
You're late, fellas. Get in the tent.
Isn't the circus exciting, Pac-Baby?
Pac-Baby wanna see the cwown.
Okay, okay, we'll go see the cwowns.
I-I-I, I mean, the clowns.
I think they're over this way.
I wanna see the elephants.
I wanna see the elephants!
Shh. Okay, okay, we'll go see the elephants.
I think they're over this way.
Oh-oh-oh.
Is that who I think it is?
'It's Pac-Man and his family.'
And it's just fine.
What do you say we give him a little surprise?
Hey, heh-heh, look at that, Pac-Baby.
The circus clowns are all dressed up like Ghost Monsters.
And they're even stupider-looking
than the real Ghost Monsters.
Ye-ouch!
We are the real Ghost Monsters, Pac-Man.
That's right. And we're gonna give you a real chomp.
Pepper, run!
Ladies and gentle-pacs
the greatest show in Pac-Land is about to begin.
'Behold, as the great Cannon Ball'
'is shot from a cannon'
'one hundred feet into the air.'
Gangway!
Quick, Packy.
Let's hide in that barrel.
I'm right behind you, Pepper.
Hey, get outta my cannon.
Whoa!
Ga-goo. Hiya, Dinky.
I'm not suppose to like you.
- You're a pac-person. - Okay.
I'm not supposed to like you, too, Ghost person.
How come it is we're not supposed to like each other?
I don't know.
In that case, how about we like each other
until we find out why?
Okay.
- Are you alright, Packy? - Sure, Pepper.
Just takin' a little pac-bath.
Get nice and clean, pac-fink.
Yeah, we don't want no pac-germs when we chomp ya.
Let's get 'em, guys.
Oh, no! Look!
It's Pac-Baby.
'And Dinky.'
Hi, dada. Hi, mama.
Packy, do something.
Don't worry, Pepper, I'll get 'em.
Quick, we've gotta get Little Dinky
before anything happens to him.
Oh, oh.
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Whoa!
And now, for your enjoyment.
The highest high-wire act in the world.
Come on, Pac-Baby, come to papa.
Dinky... come to B-B-Blinky.
Hey, Pac-Baby, you want music?
Ooga. You boogie down.
Pac-Baby, no.
Whoa! Ooh. Ooh.
Dinky, do-o-on't..
♪ Rock-a-bye baby ♪
♪ On a tightrope ♪
♪ We're gonna rock and play ♪
♪ Roba-dop ♪
Dinky, cut it out!
Packy!
Whoa!
Keep your eyes on the skies, folks.
It's time for the fabulous Flying Credences.
I'm gonna chomp you this time, Pac-Man.
Whoa!
♪ They flow through the air ♪
♪ With the greatest of ease ♪
♪ The daring Pac-Man on the flying trapeze ♪♪
Whoa! I think my slippers are slippin'.
- Look out! - Whoa!
Oh, look.
Pac-pussy cats.
Pac-Baby, no!
We're gonna chomp you now, Pac-Man.
Roar
Giddy up, pussy cat.
Dinky!
Pac-Baby!
And now, feast your eyes on the meanest beast in the east.
The king of the jungle, Leo, the pac-lion!
G-g-g-go on, I-I-Inky, g-g-get Dinky.
Y-y-you heard her, P-Pinky. Go get him.
Du-du-duh-duh, not me.
I don't touch nothing with teeth except my comb.
What's the matter with you guys?
Are you mice or monsters?
Neither. We're chickens.
Seeing as how this is an emergency
would you mind if I borrowed something?
- No, go ahead. - Thanks.
Ga-goo. Hello, dada.
Don't worry, Pac-Baby.
Dada's gonna s-save you.
N-n-n-ni-nice, Mr. Pac-Lion.
Now, now, sit up like a-a good little kitty now.
Oh!
Ah-ha, hoo-hoo, that's just fine.
Now, I'm gonna just get Pac-Baby and..
Roar
Packy, look out!
Go on, Leo, chomp him one good.
Roar
This was the mostest funnest birthday I ever had.
Me too. Me too.
Oh, thank goodness, birthdays only come once a year, Pepper.
Yeah. I don't think I can take another one like this.
What do you wanna do on our birthdays next year, Pac-Baby?
Mm, I know.
Let's go to the wild animal park.
No!
'Ladies and gentle-pacs'
'the International Pac-A-Thon'
'is about to get under way.'
'And here comes Pac-Man with the Pac-A-Thon Torch.'
'Its ceremonial flame'
'has been carried to all ends of the world.'
'Never having gone out in 200 years.'
Achoo!
Aw.
Uh-heh, uh, 200 years.. I'm sorry about that.
'Oh, never mind.'
'Uh, the first event of the Pac-A-Thon'
'will be the shot put.'
'Representing the Kingdom of Pac-Slavia'
'Ingelmar, the cannon.'
thud
cough
Nineteen hundred fifty-two feet.
Ooh.
'Next up, representing Pac-Land'
'Morris.'
Watch this one, Chomp-Chomp.
Old Morris is gonna put this shot
right out of the stadium.
Whoosh
Chomp-Chomp, no!
Three and half inches.
'The next event will be the hammer throw.'
thud
Three hundred feet, six inches.
Winner by a nose.
'And now with the weightlifting competition'
'Pac-Man will go for the gold.'
Stand back, Pepper.
I'm not only gonna win the weightlifting medal
I'm gonna set a Pac-Land record
and deadlift ten thousand pounds.
Watch this.
Careful, Packy, don't strain yourself.
Pepper, I, I did it.
Uh, Packy, you forgot to attach the weights to the bar.
Uh, what? Oh, heh, uh..
I was just, uh, testing my form, Pepper, that's all.
Da da da.
Just a minute.
There's been a last-minute entry
in the Pac-A-Thon from the Republic of Lower Ghost-Land
Inky, Pinky, Blinky, Clyde, and Sue?
Hey, those Monsters can't compete here.
That's what you think, pac-jerk.
According to the Pac-A-Thon rules
anyone can compete in the games.
Yeah. Even cheats and sneaks like us.
Shut up, bozo-brains.
Go on, Pinky, do your stuff.
'The gold medal in weightlifting'
'goes to Pinky!'
Oh, boy.
I think this is gonna be a long day.
'The next event will be the high dive competition.'
Alright, Blinky, you know what to do.
Do I have to, Clyde?
'For the first dive, we will have'
'a triple somersault on the rocks with a twist.'
'And now, Pac-Man will do his famous double flip'
'one-and-a-half loop-the-loop somersaulting belly flop.'
Uh, hmm, did he say, uh, loop-the-loop
one-and-a-half flip-the-flop
or was that a double jelly-belly roll
with a cherry?
Okay, Inky, let's have that saw.
Uh, or was it a Super-Pac jackknife
with a dull blade? No, that couldn't have been it.
No, wait a second.. Aah!
Splash
splash
Okay, Inky, do your stuff.
'And now, Inky the Ghost Monster will do a swan dive.'
Uh, let me see. I know it's in here somewhere.
Ah, here they are.
Geronimo!
♪ Oh he dove through the air ♪
♪ With the greatest of ease ♪
♪ The daring young Ghost Monster known as Inky ♪♪
You nincompoop. You're supposed to land in the water.
'And the winner of the high dive event'
'Inky, the Ghost Monster.'
You guys are nothing but a bunch of no-good, rotten sportsmen.
Hey, flattery will get you nowhere, pac-twerp.
Yeah, and if you think you took a beating in the high dive
wait till you see what we do to you
in the rowing competition.
'And in the home stretch, it's Pac-Man in the lead'
'with the Ghost Monsters in close second.'
Go, dada, stu-woke, stu-woke, stu-woke.
We've got to pick up the pace, Packy.
The Ghost Monsters are gaining fast.
♪ Row row row your boat ♪
♪ Fast as you possibly can ♪
♪ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♪
♪ We're gonna whomp Pac-Man ♪♪
We're almost at the finish line, Pepper.
Just a little bit further.
Come on, you lazy ghost-bums.
Them pac-chumps are gonna beat us.
We'll have to use plan six.
That's the plan where you shove me overboard
and I pull the drain plug out of the river.
You guessed it.
'And it looks like Pac-Man and his pack'
'are finally going to win one for Pac-Land.'
Way to go, guys.
Just a few more strokes and we'll be winners!
Hey, what happened to the water?
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
Oh, we lose. Oh.
'And it's another gold medal for the Ghost Monsters.'
'Oh, well, you can't win 'em all.'
'And it's another gold medal for the Ghost Monsters.'
We're gonna have more gold than Fort Pac-Knox.
They'll make great earrings.
Yeah, and great teeth, too.
Shut your trap and let's get ready for the next event.
Sure thing, Clyde.
'It's time for the final Pac-A-Thon event.'
'The de-pac-alon.'
'Five grueling events.'
'The winners of which will be the world's greatest athletes.'
That's gonna be us, pac-wimps.
Hey, we can't let those
no-good Ghost Monsters win this one, you guys.
Oh, what kind of attitude is that?
Are we pac-men or are we ghost-mice?
Pfft
'First up in the de-pac-alon'
'will be Punjab the pole-vaulter'
'from Pac-Istan.'
We just came to wish you good luck.
'Good luck. Ha-ha-ha.'
Oh, no, it appears that poor Punjab
is too pooped to pole-vault.
Come on, Packy, it's up to you.
Right, Pepper. Don't worry, I won't let us down.
Okay, Inky, hurry up and make with the drill.
'It looks like Pac-Man's team is starting off with no points.'
'And now, vaulting for the Ghost Monsters, Blinky.'
Hey, you sure this'll work, Clyde?
Trust me, Blinky, you'll clear the crossbar by a mile.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
'Whoa! That's got to be a world record.'
'Time is running out.'
'The Ghosts Monsters are in first place with 1000 points.'
'Following close behind in second place'
'is the Pac-Team with one point?'
It's time for the last event of the de-pac-alon.
'The 1,000 meter maze run.'
Oh, come on, Packy, we've just got to win this one.
Yeah, go for it, dada.
On your marks..
...get set..
Go!
Okay, fellas, let's do it.
You ain't winnin' this race, flatfoot.
Oh-ho. Oh, no.
I think it's time for a Power Pellet.
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pac-Power.
Come on, let's give Packy a hand.
Or better yet, a mouth.
I've gotta get me some wheels.
Chomp
Ah. Have a nice day.
Whoo-hoo-hoo, oh, no.
Chomp
Aah, use them brains of yours, Pinky
and think of somethin'.
Duh, something tells me I really am a dumbbell.
Pop
I think it's time I dived out of this place.
And into this place.
Chomp
Ha-ha, I'm gonna hurdle myself right out of this stadium.
That's what you think, slowpoke.
Mm, ha-ha. Guess I scared the pants off Clyde, huh?
'What an incredible finish.'
'Pac-Man and his family have won the Chomp-Chase race'
'making Pac-Land the overall winner'
'of the Pac-A-Thon.'
Yes, sir, when it comes to chomping Ghost Monsters
old Packy gets the gold.